Witty Songs

ŠTed Schaar 2011 Contact


1. "My Sweet Tooth Says I Wanna But My Wisdom Tooth Says No."

2. "I Can Make Anything But I Can't Make A Man."

3. "Who Put The Benzedrine In Mrs. Murphy's Ovatine?"

4. "How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?"

5. "Rockin' Pneumonia And The Boogie-Woogie Flu."

6. "I'm Just A Guitar, Everybody Picks On Me."

7.  "Love Is Just A Four-Letter Word."

8.  "Free Your Mind And Your Ass Will Follow."

9.  "Thank God And Greyhound."

10.  "If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Find Someone Who Will."

11.  "Broadminded Man."

12.  "Dropkick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts Of Life."

13.  "I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised."

14.  "Heaven's Just A Sin Away."

15.  "You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly."

16.  "If I Said You Have A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me?"

17.  "She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft."

18.  "The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades."

19.  "Cleopatra: Queen of Denial."

20.  "2 Become 1." 

21.  "Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy."

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